Beauty Chairwoman’s Bodyguard Expert
Chapter 468: Sister Zhang’s Husband, Are You Sick?

Chapter 468: Sister Zhang’s Husband, Are You Sick?

"Honey, should we do it here, or should we go to the bedroom?" Lu Tianxing looked at Bai Zhiqing’s current state and couldn’t wait to say.

"Let’s... let’s go to the bedroom."

Bai Zhiqing’s voice was as low as a mosquito’s, almost inaudible unless you listened carefully.

After she spoke, Bai Zhiqing felt like she was about to collapse, her cheeks burning hot as if they were being roasted by fire. She didn’t dare to look into Lu Tianxing’s eyes and hurriedly walked toward the bedroom.

"Hehe, don’t walk so fast, wife. Wait for me."

Lu Tianxing’s eyes lit up, and he followed Bai Zhiqing into the bedroom with a spring in his step.

Soon, Bai Zhiqing’s yelps could be heard from the bedroom.

"Lu Tianxing, where are you putting your hands? Take them away now."

"Wife, don’t get excited. Stay calm. What I’m doing is teaching you. Some pressure points are really important. If you don’t remember them properly, a mistake could be fatal. I’m just deepening your impression of them."

"Lu Tianxing, what are your hands doing? Weren’t you pointing out pressure points? Where are they now?"

"Oh, sorry, my mistake. Hey, Bai Zhiqing, what’s with that look? Please don’t question my teaching attitude. I’m teaching you with the utmost seriousness. Please don’t misunderstand me. I’m really teaching you."

"Lu Tianxing, you scumbag, get your hands off my legs, or I’ll make you regret it."

"Wife, please put away the scissors. There are many important pressure points on the feet. If you want to learn Qinggong, you need to channel your True Qi to your feet. Don’t you want to run faster? You won’t even need a car then."

"Lu Tianxing, you bastard..."

Bai Zhiqing’s angry and embarrassed voice kept ringing out, accompanied by Lu Tian’s continuous explanations, marking another splendid evening.

...

In the early morning, when the first rays of the sun pierced through the curtains, Lu Tianxing had already opened his eyes. He looked at Bai Zhiqing, who was clinging to him like an octopus, her entire body sprawled on top of him, and a warm smile crossed his face.

At that moment, Bai Zhiqing seemed exceptionally peaceful, like a little kitten, sleeping soundly. Her bare face was incredibly beautiful, devoid of the usual coldness, now carrying a trace of naivety that was simply irresistible.

Moved by the thought, Lu Tianxing glanced at the still-unawakened Bai Zhiqing, chuckled softly, leaned down, and without hesitation kissed her lips.

Just then, Bai Zhiqing’s eyes opened at the perfect time to see a shameless face just inches away. Her eyes widened suddenly, and on instinct, she lifted her leg and delivered a harsh kick to the figure, sending the unprepared Lu Tianxing tumbling off the bed.

"Wife, what are you doing? Was that just for a kiss? Did you have to kick so hard? Aren’t you afraid of ruining your source of happiness in the future?"

Lu Tianxing climbed up from under the bed with a face full of consternation. Although Bai Zhiqing’s strength couldn’t possibly harm him, being kicked off the bed by his wife, especially with the kick landing near his crotch, it was like she wanted to end his lineage!

"Lu Tianxing, you deserved that for being a pervert so early in the morning."

Bai Zhiqing wore an embarrassed look, a hint of apology on her face, but remembering how Lu Tianxing had been ’teaching’ her pressure points the night before, that hint of apology quickly turned into a surge of anger.

That scoundrel wasn’t teaching her anything. He was clearly taking advantage. If she hadn’t grabbed a pair of scissors at the last minute to threaten Lu Tianxing, he would have certainly pushed his luck further.

"Wife, how is that being a pervert? That’s called a good morning kiss. It’s very popular nowadays," Lu Tianxing sighed and said.

"Hmph, you’re just being a pervert. Now get out, I have to get dressed."

Bai Zhiqing coldly huffed, but her heart surged with a touch of sweetness. Having her man by her side every morning as she woke up wasn’t that romantic?

Bai Zhiqing’s heart was unknowingly changing and beginning to slowly accept Lu Tianxing.

Hearing Bai Zhiqing’s words, Lu Tianxing said with all seriousness, "Wife, what kind of man do you take me for? Go ahead and change; why kick me out? Am I the kind of lowlife who peeps? Change all you want, I promise not to look. I’m like the famous ’untouched man’, and besides, didn’t I see everything there was to see yesterday? I even know about the mole on your butt..."

Before Lu Tianxing could finish speaking, Bai Zhiqing angrily grabbed a pillow and hurled it at him: "Get out!"

Lu Tianxing, facing Bai Zhiqing’s flushed face, casually grabbed the pillow, changed into a set of casual clothes, headed to the door, and said, "Wife, hurry up and get dressed. Weiwei is probably awake by now. If you don’t want her to see you all red-faced, better be quick. Otherwise, if she starts making earth-shattering guesses, don’t blame me for not warning you."

"Get out!"

Bai Zhiqing shouted with a flushed face.

Lu Tianxing chuckled and swiftly left the room.

Bai Zhiqing sat on the bed alone, her cheeks reddening even further.

"Lu Tianxing, you bastard, how dare you steal a kiss from me? You’re dead meat. Once we get to the office, I’m definitely making you clean the entire building."

Bai Zhiqing hugged a pillow as if it were Lu Tianxing, pounding it ferociously. Her cute face flushed with embarrassment. That son of a gun had even noticed the mole on her chest.

"That damn lecher."

Bai Zhiqing cursed viciously, got out of bed, and slowly walked over to the mirror. She stared at her own extremely reddened face in the mirror and fiercely spat at her reflection.

Lu Tianxing lingered at the door of the room, lighting a cigarette. Noticing that Bai Zhiqing was still not coming out, he immediately turned and walked towards the staircase, just about to go downstairs when he happened upon Bai Weiwei coming out of another room.

Lu Tianxing’s face instantly contorted with unease. Although he didn’t mind living with his sister-in-law, if she was too fierce, that was another story entirely because you never knew when she might blurt out something utterly shocking. The best way to deal with such a sister-in-law was to stay as far away as possible.

Seeing Bai Weiwei emerge from her room, Lu Tianxing instinctively turned to head back to his own room, preferring to face Bai Zhiqing’s scissors over Bai Weiwei’s fierceness.

"Brother-in-law, what are you doing? Why do you run away at the sight of me? Am I a tiger? Is this how you treat a beauty?"

Seeing Lu Tianxing about to leave, Bai Weiwei immediately quickened her pace and blocked his path.

"No, no, Weiwei, how can you be a tiger? Anyone who calls you a tiger must be blind. With your beauty, you look more like a fashionable urban belle," Lu Tianxing said earnestly, while secretly adding to himself, You might not be a tiger, but you’re more terrifying than one; you’re a devil.

"You’re smart to realize that."

Bai Weiwei seemed quite satisfied with Lu Tianxing’s words and flashed a brilliant smile, then curiously asked, "Brother-in-law, do you feel any soreness in your back when you got up this morning?"

"No, not sore."

"That’s impossible. How can your back not be sore, brother-in-law? You’re lying, aren’t you? You’re not trying to deceive me, right?"

Hearing this, Bai Weiwei became a bit anxious and kept pressing him for an answer.

Lu Tianxing looked at Bai Weiwei, puzzled, "Why is it impossible? Why would I lie to you? What good would it do me to trick you?"

"Brother-in-law, never mind whether there’s any benefit, I’m going to ask you some questions, and you must answer me honestly. This is about the future between you and my sister," said Bai Weiwei with a serious expression on her face.

"Go ahead," said Lu Tianxing, curious since he had never before seen such a serious expression on Bai Weiwei’s face.

"Alright then, I’m asking. Brother-in-law, was it you who saved my sister at the Sining Cemetery?"

"Of course."

"So after you saved her, was my sister very touched?"

"Yes, didn’t you notice?"

"Does my sister like you a lot in her heart?"

"Well, that..."

Lu Tianxing hesitated for a moment, remembering how Bai Zhiqing had let him take liberties with her the day before and nodded solemnly, "Yes, your sister likes me."

"That’s right."

Bai Weiwei clapped her hands and analyzed, "You saved my sister, and she felt deeply touched. Because the hospital was crowded and it wasn’t appropriate to express her feelings, she suppressed her emotions. Now that you returned yesterday, by all logic, my sister should’ve been very ’enthusiastic’ last night, and you, brother-in-law, should’ve been worn out all night. The websites say that if a man is exhausted after a whole night, he will definitely have a sore back."

"But you got up this morning and acted as if nothing happened, so there are only two explanations. First, you’ve never touched my sister and all the intimacy between you two is just a show for grandpa and grandma. The second explanation is that you’re not capable, and you’re unable to satisfy my sister, which is why your back isn’t sore. Thus I conclude that you’re unwell, brother-in-law," said Bai Weiwei calmly, fixing her gaze on Lu Tianxing as if trying to detect any signs of truth in his reaction.

Listening to Bai Weiwei’s analysis, Lu Tianxing had a face full of exasperation. He thought this sister-in-law was utterly wasted at home. She should be a detective; she would be the female Sherlock Holmes of the detective world. How did she come up with this?

"Brother-in-law, be honest with me, are you really incapable, do you have some illness? Don’t worry, I promise I won’t judge you," Bai Weiwei said earnestly.

"Don’t you think it’s possible that your sister doesn’t let me touch her?"

Lu Tianxing gave Bai Weiwei a pained look. If he wasn’t capable, then how many men in this world were?

A big thank you to my close female confidant for her generous tips, and for the monthly tickets, it’s almost end of the month—don’t let your monthly tickets go to waste, I’m still eight tickets short!!!