Ashen God
Chapter 375 - 374: Flower Girl, Super Sly!

Chapter 375: Chapter 374: Flower Girl, Super Sly!

"It seems like a woman? Could it be that guy? No, that guy is covered in light pollution from head to toe, but this woman is wearing a simple yet curvy black bodysuit."

Zhang Yanhang immediately thought of an acquaintance who left drool marks on him upon seeing this strange figure sprawled on the wall but quickly dismissed the idea.

That was because this woman clinging to the wall had completely different features and physique from that acquaintance in Zhang Yanhang’s memory, and the other bodily details didn’t quite match up either.

If you ask why Zhang Yanhang suddenly started comparing details,

Well, that’s because Zhang Yanhang had casually used Seeking Fortune and Avoiding Evil to scan her thoroughly several times. He mainly worried that she might be one of those extremest Awakeners who liked to retaliate against society, but the scan results seemed to suggest she was just an ordinary cultivator, meaning, just an ordinary person.

Of course, if you ask if Zhang Yanhang found anything else, he could only say that nipple pasties and thong panties indeed matched the bodysuit quite well.

By the way, for some inexplicable obsessive-compulsive reason, even the undergarments she chose were all black, making it appear as though they were artifically pixelated in black when viewed from the outside, which felt quite bizarre. Well, normal people wouldn’t be able to see that kind of thing through clothes anyway.

But although Zhang Yanhang had used Seeking Fortune and Avoiding Evil to take a brief look at this strange woman, he was somewhat clueless about why she had climbed out from a neighbor’s house. For this sort of thing, Zhang Yanhang felt it was better not to speculate too much.

After all, what if his neighbor just happened to enjoy that sort of fetish? Who could be certain about that? Hence, he didn’t plan to meddle in such trivial matters, as long as it wasn’t his house that was being burglarized.

Regarding this weird figure resembling the Three Cat’s Eye Sisters, Zhang Yanhang’s sole thought was that his neighbors’ taste in entertainment was too flamboyant? Cosplaying as a thief was one thing, but actually rummaging through the house and creating a total mess - that must be someone who truly enjoyed immersion in their role.

By the way, although Zhang Yanhang had stored most of the valuable items in his Waist Bag, there were still a few Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures he locked in a safe, such as the peculiar Type of Heavenly Material and Earthly Treasure called the Smelly blood-sucking scab.

So, if someone managed to break into his house and steal these treasures, then found the channels to fence them, becoming overnight rich wasn’t a dream, considering the hefty prices of Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures.

Although Zhang Yanhang didn’t usually pay much attention to this area, it seemed the prices had soared due to the indulgence of the rich to a height utterly unattainable by ordinary folks, routinely tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands, and some high-Rank Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures could easily fetch a hefty sum.

Therefore, if a thief indeed made off with the contents of Zhang Yanhang’s safe, their latter half of life could certainly be affluent and peaceful. Well, that’s assuming they weren’t caught by Zhang Yanhang himself.

After watching that strange woman in a black bodysuit scaling the wall with a large bag of valuables and making her Escape, Zhang Yanhang suddenly realized something, "Could this be a real thief and not some kinky roleplay? That can’t be right, can it? What serious thief dresses like that..."

While Zhang Yanhang pondered what a serious thief should look like, the strange woman in the black bodysuit had already made her getaway from the Xingfuli District on an electric scooter.

"Speaking of which, I remember when I went out yesterday morning, I saw police investigating a case of theft at one of my neighbors. Couldn’t have been her doing, could it? Should I call the police?"

That’s right, as a law-abiding citizen, Zhang Yanhang had no intention of going after the thief himself. After all, he couldn’t compete with the police for business. Okay, the main reason was that he was too lazy to waste time on such unnecessary affairs. Catching a thief might not take much time, but dealing with police and giving statements would eat up a considerable amount of it.

After taking just a few seconds to return to his bedroom, Zhang Yanhang immediately dialed 911 and described the thief’s build and appearance in detail to the operator.

The operator was astounded by how much Zhang Yanhang knew, including such minute details as a mole under the armpit and a large welt on the waist from a mosquito bite, and wondered if Zhang Yanhang had been spying on the thief changing clothes.

However, regarding the operator’s surprise and skepticism, Zhang Yanhang simply reported his identity as an Awakener, and the other side immediately understood.

The reason for this reaction was mainly that in the post-spiritual Qi Recovery world, ordinary people had formed a special fixed impression of the Awakener community. No matter how bizarre the story, once it involved an Awakener, it all seemed strangely normal and plausible.

Although as a newbie Awakener who had just awakened his superpower for a little over a month, Zhang Yanhang didn’t know what event during the Early Stage of Spiritual Qi Recovery had led to the formation of this impression, it didn’t prevent him from benefiting from it.

Specifically, this impression allowed people to give Awakeners more tolerance and understanding. Just like this time, as soon as Zhang Yanhang mentioned his identity as an Awakener, all the doubt disappeared because Awakeners indeed had the capability to do what was claimed.

Having shared all the detailed observations about the thief’s peculiarities and precise escape route with the operator, Zhang Yanhang hung up the phone, satisfied. He believed that with so many details, the thief would surely be apprehended soon.

As for this strange woman who had gradually moved outside the range of his Seeking Fortune and Avoiding Evil, Zhang Yanhang genuinely hadn’t expected her to be a thief initially, for her outfit was indeed quite special.

"Hmph, Flower Girl, you’re super crafty to think you could confuse me by dressing like that. Lucky for me, I spotted (saw through) your trickery in time."

After hanging up the emergency call, Zhang Yanhang glanced at the time on his phone and to his surprise, found it had unknowingly reached 2:50 a.m., which indeed had delayed him quite a bit.

Of course, making the call alone wouldn’t have taken that long – Zhang Yanhang had also spent time observing details on the thief’s body.

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