Ashen God -
Chapter 132 - 131 Yangzhi Ganlu
Chapter 132: Chapter 131 Yangzhi Ganlu
"Is this something a carbon-based life form could come up with?" Qin Xiaomeng was bewildered after seeing the requirement. How could she, at her young age, be expected to handle such a load? Even a cultivator might not be able to complete such high-intensity exercises, let alone her, a regular high school girl who isn’t even of age to start cultivating.
"It seems I’ve underestimated the perverted degree of that jackass Domination. He must like the sight of a beautiful girl drenched in sweat and panting in front of him and might even demand that I wear tight shorts to do these exercises." Just thinking about it made Qin Xiaomeng shiver.
In fact, if Zhang Yanhang knew about Qin Xiaomeng’s thoughts, he would probably snap and give her a slap in the face to wake her up from her unrealistic fantasies.
Her? A mere ordinary high school girl, where does she get the confidence that she could end up only sweating and looking glamorous after so much exercise? She would definitely be drenched in stinky sweat, no other possibilities.
Even cultivators couldn’t achieve that, and among the Awakeners, only a very small part with special abilities could ensure their sweat would transform into some special form.
Take for example, a female Awakener who could emit pink, heart-shaped bubbles. This girl was actually an acquaintance of Zhang Yanhang. Besides pulling out pink bubbles filled with burning love, the sweat from her body could also transform into ’Yangzhi Ganlu,’ which could heal wounds, diseases, and keep people focused.
As her acquaintance, Zhang Yanhang had the privilege to drink a small cup of it, how should he put it—there was a faint sweetness and a mysterious scent vaguely like body odor. Anyway, from the perspective of beverages, it tasted pretty decent and was good for keeping as a regular drink.
Heavenly Destiny Master: "If you can add fifty more frog jumps and fifty pull-ups on top of that, I’ll send you another 6480."
Little Dried Fish Terminator: "???"
"You gotta be kidding! You want to add fifty more frog jumps and fifty pull-ups?!"
Even the original two hundred moves Qin Xiaomeng couldn’t complete in one cycle, let alone this new request. But the intensified demands from Heavenly Destiny Master wiped away any feelings of guilt or remorse about scamming from her heart.
"Dealing with such a prick, there’s no need for ethics or morals, I have to scam his money today. He said he’ll add 6480 by himself, seems like he can’t wait."
Qin Xiaomeng felt if not her scamming Heavenly Destiny Master today, someone else would in the future, so she might as well be the one earning that money.
Actually, Zhang Yanhang had put some thought into these three hundred fitness moves, and wasn’t just speaking off the top of his head. It could be challenging for a cultivator, but an Awakener should be able to complete it smoothly.
Heavenly Destiny Master: "So, can you do it?"
Heavenly Destiny Master: "If you can, just shoot the video and send it to me, I’ll transfer the money immediately."
Little Dried Fish Terminator: "I could, but you need to pay a 50% deposit first."
Heavenly Destiny Master: "You first shoot the video, then I’ll send the money; otherwise, how would I know if you aren’t scamming me?"
Little Dried Fish Terminator: "You send the money first, then I’ll shoot the video. What if you run off after watching?"
Heavenly Destiny Master: "There’s no way I’m sending money unless you send the video first."
Little Dried Fish Terminator: "..."
Heavenly Destiny Master: "Alright, stop pretending, I already know you’re a scammer. Are you some foot-picking dude pretending to be a woman behind the screen? You don’t sound like a woman at all!"
Little Dried Fish Terminator: "???"
Little Dried Fish Terminator: "You’re the foot-picking dude; your whole family are foot-picking dudes!"
"Damn it, Heavenly Destiny Master, why can’t you just fall for the scam?" Qin Xiaomeng felt a bit angry facing this bizarre insult. She just turned sixteen this year; how did she become a foot-picking dude?!
"But it seems like Heavenly Destiny Master has already figured out I’m a scammer. What should I do now? Just delete him and run away?"
But since Heavenly Destiny Master was her first scamming target, Qin Xiaomeng felt she shouldn’t just give up on him that easily; she had to milk him for some money.
She thought she should string him along a bit longer, who knows, it might work? As the saying goes, ’try your luck, a bicycle might turn into a motorcycle,’ Qin Xiaomeng felt she might be the lucky one favored by the gods.
As for the scammer, Zhang Yanhang was no longer in the mood to continue chatting; he pulled out a label with ’POLICE’ printed on it from his waist bag.
This item was originally meant to be attached to the equipment by default, but Zhang Yanhang found it too conspicuous, which might cause misunderstandings, so he peeled it off. But now, this label should serve its intended purpose.
After attaching the ’POLICE’ label, Zhang Yanhang took a photo of it on his chest and sent it to the scammer.
Qin Xiaomeng stared at the photo on her phone screen in a daze. She called Heavenly Destiny Master a foot-picking dude; why did he send her a photo with ’POLICE’? Was he hinting that he would call the police? It surely wouldn’t escalate to calling the police just for that, right? She hadn’t even scammed any money yet; even if he reported it, no case would be filed, right?
Little Dried Fish Terminator: "???"
Heavenly Destiny Master: "Y ou won’t cry until you see the coffin, right?"
Heavenly Destiny Master: "You don’t recognize POLICE, but do you recognize this?"
After seeing that the scammer wasn’t moved by the ’POLICE’ tag, Zhang Yanhang pulled out an M9 military pistol from his belt and snapped a photo to send to him.
Little Dried Fish Terminator: "???"
Heavenly Destiny Master: "Stop sending question marks. Report your name and ID number immediately, and report to the local police station within 24 hours. You are now suspected of providing obscure sexual services, fraud, tax evasion..."
"My first venture into online scamming and I run into a cop; what sins did I commit i my past life?!" After reading Heavenly Destiny Master’s response, Qin Xiaomeng immediately felt cold in her hands and feet, utterly lacking the energy, and she just collapsed on her bed dazed.
"All I wanted was to scam some deposit, how did it come to this? You’re a cop, why didn’t you say so earlier? If you had told me, I wouldn’t have scammed you."
Qin Xiaomeng felt she might have unwittingly cooperated in a police sting operation.
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