Animal-eared Girl Era: Start by Forming a Contract with an SSS-Class School -
Chapter 381: Yun Bing Senses Something Wrong! (Please follow)
Chapter 381: Chapter 381: Yun Bing Senses Something Wrong! (Please follow)
Xiao Ye shot Ziran a fierce glare—she better not let Sister Yun Bing see her stockings, with "Xiao Ye’s Exclusive" written on the black silk. If Sister Yun Bing spotted that, the truth would come out in a heartbeat.
*If she found out, she’d rip you to shreds!*
*She treats you as her bestie, and you’re making moves on her guy, even blatantly trying to snatch him right in front of her?*
Ziran’s beautiful eyes narrowed into two crescent moons, pure and adorable, her gorgeous face beaming with laughter. Her soft little hand gently grasped Xiao Ye’s palm in response to his glare.
Xiao Ye’s mouth twitched. Right in front of Yun Bing, Ziran was clearly getting handsy and stealing some sneaky affection under the table. *Somehow, that actually made his heart race with excitement.*
*Wait, was he... turned on right now?*
*Damn! Xiao Ye felt filthy.*
Ziran spoke up, "Xiaobing, thanks so much, really. Thanks for being cool about letting Xiao Ye be my practice subject. After I get a little more experienced, I won’t screw things up chasing that guy I like, and my chances will go way up."
Xiao Ye looked at the sincerity in Ziran’s eyes and her totally chill, natural expression. He gave her a thumbs up—if this chick lived in his last life, she’d have collected an Oscar for Best Actor, no question.
Yun Bing waved it off and smiled, "No need to thank me, it’s nothing! I’m your bestie, that’s what friends are for."
Ziran’s smile grew even brighter.
"Knock, knock, knock!" came a sound from the door.
Ziran grabbed Xiao Ye’s big, rough hand and stood up. "That’s Chef Jin. He should have the dishes and rice all steamed and ready to go."
With that, she pulled Xiao Ye up and, right there in front of Yun Bing, sashayed her way to the door.
A chubby, middle-aged guy with a rotund figure and squinty eyes was welcomed inside.
"Hierarch, after a whole night of work without sleep, I’ve finally finished the eight rare dishes you wanted."
As he said this, his little eyes darted right to Ziran and Xiao Ye’s joined hands.
Chef Jin was stunned inside—who the hell was this guy? He and the Hierarch were so close! He looked super young, but actually handsome. Way better-looking than me. Was he the Hierarch’s younger brother?
Chef Jin trailed after Ziran and Xiao Ye to the dining table in the side hall. He began to retrieve dish after steaming-hot dish from his storage ring, each one exquisitely prepared.
Red-braised lion’s head, steamed tiger tail, stir-fried king turtle, red-braised sea cucumber fish, slime sashimi, raw marinated goblin kidney.
All kinds of rich aromas rolled out, flooding the whole hall and filling every corner with delicious anticipation.
"Six dishes in all. All the ingredients are of Venerable Level, so please—enjoy!" he said, his little eyes curling up till they disappeared.
Xiao Ye swallowed hard, while Ziran’s pink lips curved into a smile. She picked up her chopsticks, clamped onto a goblin kidney, and brought it to his mouth, her eyes bright with anticipation, "It’s really delicious—go on, open up."
Xiao Ye opened wide, and Ziran popped the kidney right in. He bit down with a single chomp.
Boom! The juices burst out, soaking his whole mouth.
It tasted incredibly fresh, bursting with savory broth and not a trace of gaminess.
Ziran waited, her pretty face hopeful. "Is it good?" she asked.
Xiao Ye grinned, "Delicious! This is the best kidney I’ve ever had."
Ziran grabbed another goblin kidney, fed it to Xiao Ye, and said, "If you like it, eat more! I can make sure you get this every day."
Xiao Ye was stunned. *Supreme-level cuisine every single day? Talk about a sugar mama!*
Yun Bing stared at the two, so shocked that one of her chopsticks slipped and clattered onto the table.
Her brows knitted, and *for some reason, her heart twisted with a hint of jealousy.* But she didn’t say a word—after all, Xiao Ye was just playing the guinea pig.
Chef Jin stood quietly to the side, his small eyes wide open in shock.
*No freaking way was this the Hierarch’s brother—he was her secret lover, for sure!*
*If you’re giving food to your little bro, you just put it in his bowl. Who the hell feeds it directly into his mouth?*
*Holy shit, what the actual hell!*
*The Hierarch, the number one beauty in the Imperial Capital, already has a man? This is headline news!*
*This was even more explosive than a Saint Realm toppling.*
"Hierarch, now that I’ve delivered the food, I’ll take my leave. Anytime you want to eat something special, just let me know," he said with an awkward laugh and a stunned look in his eyes before making a hasty exit.
After feeding Xiao Ye two goblin kidneys, Ziran took one for herself, her face glowing with bliss. She said,
"I used to not dare eat too many of these, worried my desires would go through the roof and I’d have no man to deal with them. But now, nothing’s stopping me."
"!" Xiao Ye was startled. *Was Ziran hinting at something? The more he thought about it, the scarier it seemed.*
Yun Bing chowed down on her food and burst out laughing, "Hahaha! Ziran, you dirty girl, so much for the wholesome, pure saint! Those words coming out of your mouth? I can’t believe it."
"You really gotta thank me, you know—I give you all my best ideas and even let Xiao Ye be your guinea pig."
Ziran beamed radiantly, lips curling as she licked her own chopsticks, then picked up another goblin kidney and moved it to Xiao Ye’s mouth, "Mhm! As a reward, eat up, Xiao Ye."
"Xiaobing, you don’t need to eat these. Let me and Xiao Ye handle them—the other five dishes are all yours."
Xiao Ye’s mouth fell open in shock. *She already used those chopsticks herself, and now she wanted him to eat from them. Was this basically an indirect kiss?*
Ziran seized the chance, shoved the chopsticks into Xiao Ye’s open mouth, and made him eat another goblin kidney.
Xiao Ye glanced at Yun Bing sitting beside him, *feeling a secret rush of excitement.* Since Ziran clearly didn’t care, he figured he might as well go for it, so he bit into the goblin kidney and gulped it down.
Yun Bing looked at the now half-empty plate of goblin kidneys and nodded, "No problem, I don’t need that stuff."
Goblins—they were the ultimate perv species, always either breeding or on their way to breed. They were hundreds of times more vigorous than any human. Their kidneys... If a monk ate one, he’d go wild and break his vows again and again, and if a nun had one, she’d turn into a total lust demon.
"Hee hee!" Ziran giggled, not the slightest bit bothered that Xiao Ye had used the chopsticks. She picked up a goblin kidney and popped it in her mouth, then licked her chopsticks again.
Then, she picked up another one and held it to Xiao Ye’s lips.
Xiao Ye’s mouth twitched. "Sister Ziran, you should have it. My Realm is too low, if I eat too much, I might lose control."
Ziran laughed, "Relax! It’s fine. I’m eating them too, aren’t I?"
*Xiao Ye was internally floored. What did she mean by that? He didn’t dare think about it too hard.*
Yun Bing thought Ziran’s words sounded kinda off but couldn’t put her finger on why, so she said, "Ziran, you sure know how to live. With that squinty-eyed chef around, you eat rare delicacies every day."
Ziran pouted, "He’s my protégé—I spent tons of resources training him, so making me a few meals is the least he can do."
"Don’t be fooled by his skills. The guy’s a huge gossip, can’t keep a secret to save his life—everything he hears, he’s gotta spill."
Yun Bing just shrugged, "Dude, everyone’s got strengths and weaknesses. Don’t just focus on what he does wrong."
Ziran just smiled and said nothing, reaching over for another kidney to give to Xiao Ye.
By the end of the meal, half the kidneys were eaten by Xiao Ye, the other half by Ziran, and Yun Bing didn’t touch a single one.
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