Animal-eared Girl Era: Start by Forming a Contract with an SSS-Class School
Chapter 378 - 379: Yun Bing: We’ll Be Your Wingmen! (Please Follow)

Chapter 378: Chapter 379: Yun Bing: We’ll Be Your Wingmen! (Please Follow)

Yun Bing said excitedly, "You’re finally willing to end your rookie virgin career, that’s worth celebrating."

Ziran’s beautiful eyes widened, "Stop making fun of me, teach me how to chase a guy, what exactly should I do to win a guy’s heart!"

Yun Bing, strategizing and full of confidence, said, "Relax, it’s just chasing a man, I’ll teach you step by step, but before that,"

She was really curious, and asked, "Who is this guy anyway, what’s his name?"

"Have I seen him before, is he good-looking?"

Xiao Ye also glanced over with curiosity.

Ziran’s pretty face flushed red, and she said vaguely, "You guys have seen him. He’s very handsome, very charming, and extremely outstanding."

*She still couldn’t tell Yun Bing that the guy was actually Xiao Ye. Otherwise, Yun Bing might rip her apart, let alone teach her how to woo a man.*

*A whole bunch of men’s faces flashed through Yun Bing’s mind. She knew way too many guys, and there were quite a few outstanding ones; there was no way to narrow it down.*

First off, she ruled out Xiao Ye. Xiao Ye was way too young, and given Ziran’s pride, they were too far apart in age—there’s no way Ziran would even consider him.

Yun Bing guessed, "Is it the Vice Alliance Hierarch of Venerable Alliance? The one you went to Yingchun Pavilion to meet and have drinks with that night,"

Ziran rolled her eyes, exasperated, "Stop guessing, I’ll tell you after I’ve got him in the bag!"

Yun Bing nodded, even more curious now. *What kind of man could possibly make the Imperial Capital’s most stunning beauty, Ziran, actively let go of her pride and pursue him first?*

"Chasing a guy, based on my experience pursuing Xiao Ye," she said, her delicate hand resting on her chin in thought,

"First, capture a man’s stomach and you capture his heart. So you should start with food."

"Huh, what are you doing?" Yun Bing tilted her head mid-sentence, surprisingly finding that Ziran had whipped out a little notebook, pen in hand, and was seriously jotting things down.

Ziran looked up, revealing her pure, beautiful face. Her lovely eyes curved into crescents, and she smiled, "I’m taking notes and learning. Don’t be fooled because I’m the Supreme Alliance Leader and I’m capable. When it comes to love, I’m a total rookie—completely clueless."

Yun Bing’s mouth twitched, and she said, "All right."

Ziran spoke up, "Xiao Ye, since you’re a guy, you probably know what men like to eat best. Can you tell me a few foods men love?"

Xiao Ye laughed, "Food? Does spicy snack sticks count? A lot of guys are obsessed with those, and then there’s egg fried rice, ice-cold Coke..."

Ziran kept her head down, her face lighting up with wild joy, unseen by the other two.

*Hehe, Xiao Ye, I’m literally writing down all your favorite foods.*

Scratch, scratch, scratch! The sound of the pen racing across the paper didn’t stop.

Yun Bing gave Xiao Ye a thumbs up, and smiled,

"Xiao Ye, Ziran is my bestie, my soul sister. Since you’re a man, you definitely know guys’ preferences. Give Ziran as much advice as you can—be her wingman, help her out, so she can get her guy. Got it?"

Xiao Ye patted his chest, and said, "No problem."

*Ziran was freaking out inside, barely able to keep herself from laughing out loud.*

Yun Bing grinned, "Perfect."

"Ziran, second, you need to have some common hobbies, topics you can actually talk about."

"If you two can chat together and have overlapping interests, your relationship will warm up fast, and you’ll get closer."

Ziran nodded like a bobblehead, furiously writing everything down in her little notebook, then asked, "Xiao Ye, what hobbies do guys usually have, what do they like to talk about?"

Xiao Ye didn’t suspect a thing, nor did he realize Ziran’s crush was actually on him, and replied,

"Hobbies? Does checking out pretty girls count? Long legs? What about, you know, those action art movies?"

"Pretty sure every guy is into those."

Yun Bing’s face went dark, "What the hell are you talking about? Chasing a guy doesn’t mean you talk to him about long legs and action art movies!"

Xiao Ye’s mouth twitched. *She had a point. What kind of girl—especially a pretty girl—would start conversations about those ’art’ movies while crushing on a guy? That’d be psycho.*

He shrugged, and said, "Then I’ve got nothing. Everyone’s life interests are different."

Ziran’s lowered face shone with a look of surprise, and her delicate hand kept jotting down notes like crazy.

*So Xiao Ye likes long legs, and "movies"—and I’ve got both!*

Yun Bing rolled her eyes, "Ziran, don’t listen to his nonsense, and stop writing that down. I’ll give you two proper examples."

"Watching movies—the normal kind—and playing games, especially those 5v5 competitive ones."

Ziran asked, "Xiao Ye, is Xiaobing right?"

Xiao Ye replied, "Yeah."

Ziran nodded, her heart leaping, and said, "Got it."

Yun Bing continued with the lesson, "Third, put in real effort with your outfits. A lot of guys are really into stockings and uniforms."

"Your face is gorgeous even with no makeup, but a touch of something subtle would make you even prettier."

Ziran touched her little face. Most days she didn’t wear makeup at all.

She asked, "Xiao Ye, is that true?"

Xiao Ye smiled, "Yeah, Sister Yun Bing has it right."

Ziran lowered her head at the notebook, the corners of her rosy lips curling up, and asked, "So do men have any requirements when it comes to black stockings, like brands or styles?"

Xiao Ye thought for a second, "Valentino, the ones with letters on them—they’re extra tempting. Put those on, your charm goes up instantly."

Yun Bing agreed, "Exactly, Xiao Ye is such a perv, he loves the ones with letters. I bet a lot of guys are like him."

"But you’re always wearing purple skirts, so you don’t need to force yourself to switch up your style. Ziran in a purple skirt is just the prettiest."

*Xiao Ye added in his heart: the most alluring!*

*Ziran was over the moon and kept jotting everything down in her notebook.*

Yun Bing pressed on, "Fourth, when things progress a bit, you have to get physical—little flirty touches and all that. It can heat up the vibe fast."

Ziran nodded, and asked, "Xiao Ye, any specifics? Like, how do you touch or flirt physically?"

Xiao Ye thought about it, and said, "Just create some natural situations—hold hands, touch feet, sharing a Coke, washing feet together, things like that."

Yun Bing huffed, "Holding hands and touching feet are fine, but sharing a Coke or washing feet together, that’s post-official relationship stuff."

Xiao Ye shrugged, "You talk too much, whatever you say is right."

Ziran’s beautiful eyes drifted. She decided to write Xiao Ye’s advice down and ignore Yun Bing’s.

Yun Bing went on, "Fifth, is both sides making their feelings clear and officially confessing."

"Sixth, meeting the parents, making it official, and then the wedding night."

Xiao Ye said, "That’s pretty much the steps."

After Ziran finished jotting everything in her little book, her pretty eyes lit up as if sunlight had found them. With a giggle, she said, "OK, I’m ready. Tomorrow, I’m starting my pursuit!"

Yun Bing got excited, "Ziran, wishing you success!"

"If you land him, take your hubby out to dinner with us."

Ziran smiled, "Sure!"

"You guys head back in a couple of days. I’ve got something to do; I’ll stay here a couple more days, then we’ll all go to Devil City together."

With a look that said I totally get it, Yun Bing said, "No problem. Need us to be your wingmen? Leave it to us!"

And with that, the three of them went upstairs to rest.

The next day came quickly.

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