Animal-eared Girl Era: Start by Forming a Contract with an SSS-Class School -
Chapter 357: Zi Ran: I’m Sick, Seriously Sick! (Please Follow)
Chapter 357: Chapter 357: Zi Ran: I’m Sick, Seriously Sick! (Please Follow)
Xiao Ye burst out laughing, "Have you been influenced by your disciple, thinking you’ve also got a template problem?"
Ziran rolled her eyes, "No, I’m doing perfectly fine, why would I think that? It was Yunxi’s idea for me to have you check."
Xiao Ye nodded, "Alright, I’ll need to get a sense of your basic situation first before I can make a call."
Ziran said, "Go ahead, ask away."
Xiao Ye smiled faintly, "Do you feel like there’s something off about you?"
Ziran’s pretty face turned a bit awkward, embarrassed to speak up, and after stewing for a while, she finally said, "I’m way too obsessed with my body, totally narcissistic."
Xiao Ye frowned, "What’s wrong with being a little narcissistic, everyone’s got different personalities, every woman cares about their body and looks."
Ziran’s youthful face flushed, mumbling, "It’s not the same, I’m super hung up on it. I’m always sneaking looks at action art films, comparing my figure to the different female leads."
Xiao Ye’s expression froze, his mouth hanging open, thinking he must have heard wrong, "Wait, action art films?"
"What action art films?"
Ziran blushed furiously, her beautiful eyes wide as she snapped, "The kind of action art films with guys and girls in them, duh!"
Xiao Ye was completely stunned.
Right in front of him, a Quasi-Saint Great Perfection, the mighty Venerable Alliance Leader, the pure goddess big sister kind of dominatrix, actually had this kind of unspeakable little kink.
Xiao Ye carefully asked, "So you just compare your figure to the female leads? You don’t study the art involved?"
Ziran replied, frustrated and embarrassed, "No! Why would a virgin like me be studying that, it’s pointless! I just purely compare bodies, that’s all."
Xiao Ye was thunderstruck, silent for a while, then gave a cheeky grin, "Sister Ziran, maybe you could lend me one to check out?"
Ziran looked around, saw it was just the two of them in the bedroom, and asked, "There’s no one else around, just say it here. Lend you one? Lend what?"
Xiao Ye waved his finger, "No, not ’one step’—I mean ’one film’."
"Lend a film?" Ziran was startled, snapping back, "Do you know how much those cost me? One Great Venerable Crystal Core per film. What, you want them for free?"
Xiao Ye’s mouth twitched, one Great Venerable Crystal Core per film—was she a sucker, or just an ultra-rich lady?
He said, "Of course for free, who the hell pays for that stuff? I’m not an idiot."
Shit, danger alert!
Xiao Ye’s eyes narrowed, seeing Ziran’s pretty face darken, eyes going sharp, her slender white fingers cracking as she clenched them.
"Who are you calling an idiot, Little Brother Xiao Ye," she forced out, one word at a time.
Xiao Ye chuckled awkwardly, "Not you, not you, sorry, got off track—back to the main point, I’ve got a couple more basic questions."
Ziran shot him a glare with her pretty eyes, "Go on, ask."
Xiao Ye’s face turned serious, "Have you ever formed a contract with anyone?"
Ziran replied solemnly, "No!"
"So you really are a virgin?" Xiao Ye asked, a little intrigued.
Ziran answered very earnestly, "Of course! Never even had a boyfriend. Just because I’m older doesn’t mean I’m not pure! I’m still a total maiden!"
Xiao Ye struggled to keep from laughing, "OK, I get the basics now. Next, I’ll check your body, should be able to figure out if you’ve got a template issue."
Those last questions from Xiao Ye were just made up, really just to make his doctor act seem more legit.
*Other Medical Dao experts would also need to get some patient background before treating, to know how to prescribe the right cure.*
Ziran nodded, rolling up the sleeve of her purple dress, that white-and-rosy soft little hand resting on the table in front of Xiao Ye.
Xiao Ye took a look at the wrist, immediately going in for the feel—cool and silky to the touch, this hand really was as baby-soft as it looked.
His methods were rough, squeezing here, pressing there, thoroughly ’examining’ the palm, the back of the hand, the wrist, even up the arm. After getting his fill of the ’checkup,’ he carefully placed the delicate hand back on the table.
Ziran jerked her hand back like she’d been shocked, feeling all kinds of weird from being squeezed and pawed. Her pure, pretty face turned bright red, eyes full of strange looks.
*Why did she feel like Xiao Ye was taking advantage of her?*
Xiao Ye’s face became dead serious, brow tightly knit, head lowered deep in thought, hand stroking his chin, saying nothing for a long time.
*Gotta keep up the act!*
*He thought he could win an Oscar for Best Actor with this performance.*
*Ziran’s heart was in her throat, pretty face going tense, swallowing nervously, "Xiao Ye, am I sick? And is it serious?"*
"Pfft!" Xiao Ye almost burst out laughing—he was barely hanging on, but luckily he had great control and didn’t break character.
*Ziran saw his tightly furrowed brow, so creased it looked like the Chinese character for ’river,’ sighed, "Knew it, I really am sick, seriously sick!"*
"Me and Xiangling, we’re both so damn unlucky, master and disciple both, super unlucky, both sick."
*In her eyes, template problems and physical defects were all illnesses.*
"!" Xiao Ye nearly lost it—hey, this is all you saying it yourself, I haven’t said anything, not a word.
"Uh, I need to check a bit more before I can tell," Xiao Ye said, "Put your leg on the table so I can ’examine’ it."
Ziran nodded—after all, templates covered the whole body from deep inside to the surface, involving everything from genes to skin. Just checking the hand probably wasn’t going to yield any results.
So she lifted her skirt again and set her dazzlingly white, long right leg on the table.
Xiao Ye said, "Pull the skirt all the way to your upper thigh."
He said it, then just went for it.
Ziran wanted to cry, but she obeyed—last time she didn’t let him touch her leg, now there was no avoiding it.
*And she was basically the one asking for it this time.*
Taking in the perfect line of that long, fair leg, Xiao Ye couldn’t help but marvel again—this leg was just crazy good, like "leg play for years" and never getting tired of it.
Xiao Ye’s ’examining’ style was still rough, squeezing here, kneading there—nothing like applying sunscreen at all.
*Ziran could feel all kinds of weird tension building up in her legs under his touch.*
*This was only the second time a man had put his hands on her legs—and both times it was the same guy, her bestie Yun Bing’s man.*
*This scene felt kind of familiar—except it didn’t just remind her of the sunscreen incident, it matched a certain scene from an action art film.*
*If things played out like in that movie, she and Xiao Ye would probably end up tangled together on the soft couch soon.*
"Mmm!" Ziran’s cute cheeks were burning as she turned away, unable to look at him.
*Inside, she was mortified—I can’t believe I’m actually inserting myself into a movie scene! Am I single for too long, actually starting to want a man?*
*Is Ziran actually getting horny?*
Xiao Ye kept up the ’exam’ for over ten minutes, every inch of leg getting the full treatment—her skin even turning red from all the attention.
"Alright, put your leg down, I’ve got the answer," Xiao Ye said.
Whoosh—Ziran swiftly yanked her leg back, dropped her skirt, *thinking: Thank God it’s over—any longer and I’d have started playing out even the "unmentionable" scenes in my head.*
*No denying it, just looking at Xiao Ye’s outrageously handsome face, her heart really did flutter during all that.*
*Enough with the acting already.*
Xiao Ye started up the Template Adjuster’s template scanning function.
[Template scanning in progress]
Sure enough, within ten minutes, Xiao Ye got the results.
After reading them over, he was stunned, eyes going wide!
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