AnalogHorror: Rule Kaidan 4016
Chapter 65 - 65 31 Brainstorming

65: Chapter 31 Brainstorming 65: Chapter 31 Brainstorming Lin Yi became even more puzzled, but he suddenly heard some other noise amid the strange yelling, a noise that seemed to be…

“Old Lin, we’re surrounded…”

Lin Yi blinked, his eyes narrowing instantly into slits.

He slowed down his eating pace, distractedly listening to the weird noises coming from Wei Liang, and then he became increasingly sure that the noise was indeed saying—

“Kolimum begulugalaa (Old Lin, we’re surrounded)…”

“Woah…

fuck?!” The moment he understood, Lin Yi couldn’t help but pull off a mild tactical recoil plus an expression like an old man on the subway looking at his phone.jpg, with only one voice in his heart—

Crafty Tricks!

It was fucking Crafty Tricks again!

So, without really knowing what he was thinking, Lin Yi took a deep breath and suddenly started shoveling rice into his mouth with great vigour, mixing his mouthful of rice with half a mouthful of air, and started making noise at the moment of eating—

“Gukoluwaguwaguwaga (Yes, wa, I’m not feeling so good, wa)!”

Whether out of respect for Lin Yi’s grasp of this crafty technique for encrypted communication or something else…

Wei Liang visibly flinched when he heard Lin Yi’s words.

Then, an encrypted conversation began…

“Guwagu gugu tamade guguguwa…

(These guys don’t look friendly, Old Lin, I think we’re gonna end up sticking here…)”

[—— (Considering suspicion of the word ‘water’ might arise, the following encrypted conversation will omit all the ‘gibberish’ interjections—save for a very few key phrases—which will be replaced with parentheses enclosing the encrypted parts, please just imagine the unclear speech while eating soup with rice, because it has to be encrypted, let your mind exaggerate it a bit more than normal) (I’m too conscientious, wuwuwu) ——]

Lin Yi hurriedly comforted, “Liangzi, I know you’re panicking, but don’t panic yet…”

“Wuwuwu…” With an expression of two teardrops streaming from the corners of his eyes, Wei Liang said, “Old Lin, how did you know I’m freaking out right now?”

“Old Lin, Old Lin, do you think it could be that odd bunch from the classroom, now in the cafeteria?”

His mouth was like a chestnut frying machine, the rice mixed with air in his mouth creating an illusion that he was frying chestnuts.

“Oh?” Wei Liang’s words made Lin Yi’s heart skip a beat with shock and chill.

If it weren’t for that reminder, he’d have forgotten that this bunch could also appear in the cafeteria!

The image of those stiff figures standing like tombstones immediately popped into Lin Yi’s mind, but then he shook his head—whether it was them or not, he couldn’t afford to think about it!

“Stop thinking about them, Liangzi!

Eat your food!

Right now, we can’t be sure who’s sitting beside us!”

He was afraid that Wei Liang would also start ruminating subconsciously, so he spoke out promptly to scatter his thoughts.

“What do we do now?” asked Wei Liang.

Lin Yi clenched his teeth and continued the encrypted talk: “Guagua.

(Eat first.)”

But Wei Liang didn’t catch the pronunciation at first, so he repeated confusedly, “Guagua?”

Lin Yi affirmed, “Gua (Right).”

“Gua your mangua, umo tidong awa!!

(Gua damn, I don’t understand what you’re saying!!)”

Wei Liang was in disarray, an angry little expression popping up on his forehead, continuing to rage, “Um gugu yiguduo you tamade jili guguyige gua?!

(Are you fucking kidding me with just one gua after all I’ve said?!)”

Lin Yi was taken aback.

“So Liangzi didn’t get that…”

“But that’s right, the shorter the bird language, the less you know what’s being said…”

He then conscientiously said, “Gua——gua—— (Eat——food——)”

“(Eat food?)” Wei Liang was slightly startled, then couldn’t help saying, “(Fuck, really, Old Lin?)”

“(How can I eat at a time like this!

Who’s nerve is big enough to eat so heartily?)”

As Lin Yi was enjoying his meal, the movement of his shoveling hand came to an abrupt halt.

“…”

The air suddenly froze.

“(Cough cough cough!

Sorry, keep going…

I wasn’t aiming that at you…)” Wei Liang quickly said, then also aggressively shoveled a few mouthfuls of rice to show his agreement.

Lin Yi seriously swallowed a mouthful of rice and then continued pompously, “(Remember the Cafeteria Rules?

During mealtime, ‘Don’t respond to communications initiated by any stranger beside you!’)”

Wei Liang’s eyes brightened as though he grasped some inspiration: “(Fuck, you mean…

we ignore them, just like we did in the classroom?!)”

“(Remember when you hid under the desk?

Focus on eating your food, eat first, don’t mind them!)”

“Snap!” Wei Liang slapped his thigh, “(Old Lin, I think I’ve got it!

But what about you?)”

“(I’m eating too, but I need to replay everything to make sure my thoughts are correct!)”

“(Smart, smart, always you, Old Lin!)”

He then stared at his meal, trying to keep his brain blank, avoiding paying attention to the people around him.

But his eyes were soon brimming with tears.

He realized that while he had indeed grasped it, he hadn’t grasped much.

Using Lin Yi’s words, that was: like grasping.

Because using the same approach he took for staring at chair legs on his food…

It just didn’t work at all!

Chair legs, say what you will, are at least legs, but this plate of food…

it was just a plate of food!

This clearly wasn’t the way to solve the problem, so he steeled himself and chanted silently to himself:

“Pantyhose, pantyhose, pantyhose…”

“Beautiful feet, beautiful feet, beautiful feet…”

“Licking…”

He quickly got into the zone…

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