Alternate Dimension Game: Happiness is all that matters! -
Chapter 473 - 316 Today is the Day of Great Harvest! _3
Chapter 473: Chapter 316 Today is the Day of Great Harvest! _3
"Understood!"
At this point, the dangerous task fell to the main character, Li Qingshan. He held a net in his hand and, gathering his courage, walked forward with a tremble.
Unexpectedly, the humanoid creature rolling on the ground managed to stand up with difficulty. Its face, blurred with flesh and blood, let out a ferocious roar and ran over in a crazed and fervent manner.
Li Qingshan threw the net and enveloped the creature within it.
The monster struggled for a moment, seemingly lacking the strength to break free, and collapsed limply within the net.
"Was it really that simple to succeed?" Li Qingshan had been prepared for death. Dragging the net, he turned his head and asked, "Sore Birth Grandmother, how do we judge this thing, really? Do we have to transport it back to Qingshi Town? That’s too much trouble."
Sore Birth Grandmother’s head was still held high, speaking fervently and somewhat incomprehensibly, "Let me master... My master... Pass judgment!!"
Its intelligence was still a little low, not as inscrutable as the century-old True God Divine Turtle Grandmother.
Divine Turtle Grandmother on the other side was also clueless, not even knowing what "Six Paths of Reincarnation" was.
So, after some entanglement and discussion, Li Qingshan could only settle for less: "Do you eat this thing? If you want to eat it, do it quick; a big battle might happen soon."
Both Divine Turtle Grandmother and Sore Birth Grandmother felt tempted but shook their massive turtle heads in turn.
Although these "Deity" level sacrificial items were nourishing, they were not something they could easily digest.
At least, it would take several days.
A great battle was about to begin, and eating now would only make things worse.
Moreover, for Divine Turtle Grandmother, these meatballs were once subordinates... Eating them directly felt somewhat heart-wrenching.
While they were talking, Li Qingshan had already retrieved the three pieces of twitching meat shattered by gunfire.
The insufficiency of firepower hung like a dark cloud over everyone’s heads. There wasn’t enough ammunition left, and the remaining five meatballs had to be strafed with machine guns, significantly increasing the risk.
However, at that instant, Lu Tianming seemed to hear a vague voice from within his mind, murmuring indistinctly.
He swallowed and frowned, "Stuff these things into the City God Temple on Divine Turtle Grandmother’s back!"
An aide nearby said, "Can they fit? Those big lumps, and the temple is just cobbled together from a few planks!"
"Don’t worry about it, seems like it’s a ’Game’ instruction!"
"Understood..."
A group of people huffed and puffed, dragging the three large chunks of meat onto the turtle’s back, and forcefully stuffed them into the small temple on its back.
A miracle occurred. With a flash of light, the three lumps of meat disappeared from the scene!
Old Lu checked his wristwatch, and just from that encounter, he had earned 23 points, bringing a smile of joy to his face.
What meatballs? These were clearly a bountiful treasure laid before him!
points, not bad at all, and the risk seemed manageable.
"Li Qingshan, go on, shred the rest of the meatballs with machine guns. Today will be a big harvest day for our pioneer team!"
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"Finally, new income."
[Matchmaker, low-level Evil God: Fond of scenes where males violently assault females, created the custom of "blaming the matchmaker", occasionally cures human infertility. Ultimately enslaved by the Lord of Boundless Desire.]
On Wang Hao’s phone screen, the bizarre life story appeared, along with various strange idealistic rules.
"Fond of males violently assaulting females... What the heck?"
But then again, the Mountain and Sea Realm did have some baffling Deities. As avatars of idealism, they made no sense and often brought about irrational customs.
And the judgment of such "Deities" was not always easy, because it "occasionally cures human infertility," which seemed like a good thing.
But after seeing that the Matchmaker had been enslaved and had eaten many people, the judgment became simple.
"Whether it was intentional or not, a passive mistake is still a mistake."
"Since it has eaten people, let it be cast into the Beast Path and farm quietly."
Then another message appeared on the screen: [*Important reminder: Due to the karma of burning incense for Matchmaker, it has been forcibly plundered by the Lord of Boundless Desire, you cannot receive rewards for now.]
Wang Hao scratched his head; he had been hoping to send a batch of Meat Mountain Bombs after earning a small reward, but now it seemed impossible.
The next two Deities exhibited both righteous and evil characteristics.
[Boot Ghost, low-level strange creature. On quiet nights, it likes to follow behind people, making "clop clop" noises to scare humans. However, it occasionally discovers fires and other disasters, saving drunkards passed out on the roadside, thus retaining a small amount of merit.]
[Filthy Lane Ghost, high-level strange creature. This creature has no lethality, but it infects passersby with its own bad habits, making them as unkempt as itself, though those infected slightly improve in health and can bear hunger.]
"All creatures with both good and evil." Old Wang pinched his nose, "Mountain and Sea Realm’s environment is really harsh; these strange things are also worshiped in temples."
There was no help for it; they were the best selections available.
There wasn’t much else to say. Boot Ghost’s merits and demerits could almost cancel out, though it had frightened one or two elderly people to death. As for Filthy Lane Ghost, it was not considered a good thing, and it was all sent into the Beast Path to farm.
Simply put, these inexplicable creatures gave rise to irrational customs and placed hindrances on the development of human civilization.
Even if they were without fault, they still needed to undergo Reincarnation.
After resolving the matter, he put down his phone and rested with his eyes closed, "Comrade Li Qingshan, hurry up and capture that Evil God ’Lord of Boundless Desire’!"
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