And if reasoning doesn't work there's always fists to try~

Another saint boarding the ship?

Oh yes, it is indeed getting interesting 

PTSD , nothing serious just a tiny teensy matter

Of course it would be impolite to leave without any parting "gifts"

His "old" friend is missing him too much

Captain just wanted a body, is that too much to ask for...?

All you need is a shotty

Women? Hah! Not even close

d*mn such a badass

Well at least captain got a moveable free body