i have joined this site and ive been reading since ch 540 ish, so idk how it was before, but glad to see some members are doing a service.btw u reading way too fast.

Whatever it is that the author is smoking, I'd like some of it.

Imagine someone was sh*tt*ng when the ship went down and all of a sudden he's in the air and his sh*t floats up dangerously close to his face. Bro is never taking a sh*t again

Just a small bit of information a nautical mile is 1882 Meters about 2 kilometers

Fucking hate it when audrey gets so much screen time. At the begining i was loving audrey but slowly began hating for THE UNHOLY AMOUNT OF ATTENTION SHE HAS BEEN GETTING. Alger, emlyn, derrick and fors deserve far more screen time. I even know that in the book 2 coi, audrey also gets more attention. I know she is loveable and a VERY simple character so simple that any simple minded reader will like, but nah, reading lotm is for the chaos and horror AND NOT WHOLESOME. Audrey being the wholesome charactor is such a pathetic thing because SHE DOESNT DESERVE A FUCKING THING, her entire thing is that she is an adorable rich girl. fucking pathetic.

I like frank. Frank is no devil. He's nice, loveable ,unique and all around warming guy. Wonderful debut.

9500 pounds is 1.32 million usd (1 lotm pound is 139usd, the calculations are online)

she isnt a human, she is a tool (still love her tho)

the plan:

1.find a mermaid

2.remove the true creator corruption

3.concoct potion

4.the mermaid flee

5.catch it back

6.aim revolver at it and force it to sing

7.drink potion

8.run

that pretty much sums up the plan (russian style)

The 2 months of the timeskip must have been the most peaceful times in the LOTM world